'Total Recall' Debuts Teaser for the Teaser Trailer (Video) - Hollywood Reporter

I don’t think this is going to do well among fans of the original, but then again there’s no accounting for bad taste. The trailer left me with the strong impression Quaid doesn’t even get his ass to Mars. And, Colin Farrel? Jessica Biel? I remember when attractive people used to be cast for movies… And another thing. How much fake plastic hype is too much? A teaser for a teaser trailer that’s not even on TV? SERIOUSLY? http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/total-recall-teaser-len-wiseman-colin-farrell-kate-beckinsale-jessica-biel-304714